• I’ll start with the bathroom. There are no unwanted hairs in the bathroom that did not orignate from your body.
• You are not obliged to share your toothbrush/shampoo/shaving cream/razor with anyone.
• Only you leave your wet towel on the floor. This is fine for you to do. It’s your bathroom.
• There’s not an argument everytime you go out to dinner. You pay for yourself.
• (Female) You don’t have to shave your legs if you don’t want to. (Unless you’re on the prowl)
• (Male) You can leave the toilet seat up.
• Dinner with your parents isn’t as painful as it could potentially be.
• You have your blankets all to yourself.
• You can dance when you go out, you don’t have to sit down next to Mr/Miss I-Don’t-Dance, while all your friends have fun cutting loose (footloose)
• Things are where you put them. Not where someone else thought it would be better suited.
• Waxing is optional. Not strongly suggested.
• You don’t not get invited places because the inviter doesn’t want men/women there. It’s a girls/boys night, sorry.

• You can have friends of the opposite sex, without worrying about a jealous partner.
• You don’t need to travel between houses often (you save petrol)
• You get to drink without anyone telling you to stop
• You get to have your own personal dream
• You don’t have to make anything “work”
• No guilt of hurting anyone (credit Alexii)
• You can have long baths without anyone interrupting you.
• You don’t someone calling to say “You didn’t call me…”
• You can be selfish (note: you should still keep starving africa in mind)

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