This is an old one, but everytime I read it, I can’t help  but wonder how it could turn out if all this was real…

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I’ll start with the bathroom. There are no unwanted hairs in the bathroom that did not orignate from your body.
You are not obliged to share your toothbrush/shampoo/shaving cream/razor with anyone.
Only you leave your wet …

Will the iPod get heavier if I put more songs on it?
— Customer via Not Always Right

Apparently this is a ‘Lipstick Tree’. We reckon ’spiky thing’ is more appropriate

This Comic Strip has been sourced from Inkcinct Cartoons

The Internet Vs. The Care of Your Soul
1. No laptop in bed.
2. No internet for at least 30 minutes before you got to sleep.
3. Nothing on your feed reader that posts more than X times …

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document.write(”<div style=’float:left; margin: 8px 10px 5px 5px;’><a href=’http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/’><img src=’http://blip.tv/images/quicktime.gif’ width=’88′ height=’31′ border=’0′ /></a></div>”);
} This one is a ball girl who is there only to collect the foul …